Friday, June 7, 2019

Hangover America

It is no secret among foreigners, immigrants, and Americans living in the United States, that life in America consists of going to work, going home to celebrate not being at work, then returning to work. The extent of a productive lifestyle in the United States is lacking and many foreigners, as well as Americans, no longer see the pursuit of the US dollar as worth, the degrade in living standard and lifestyle. In fact, some see it as a trap. Yes, the lifestyle of the average American is saturated with commercialism, capitalism, drunkenness, drugs, and church on Sunday, if religious. Yet, most cultured, sane, and  socially experienced people understand this is not a healthy lifestyle and there is much more to life than decadent unhealthy pleasure. So, after a long challenging work week, instead of drowning your sorrows and woes in a bucket of beer, wine, and liquor, we have come up with a list of activities to help the typical American live a more fulfilling and robust lifestyle. Alcoholism, tobaccoism, drugs, sexism and all the fetishes promoted by blind Americanism send too many to an early grave...

Top 18 Ways to End the Work Week
1. Outdoor Excursion (Beach, Hiking, Biking)
2. Fine Dining & Restaurants- not your typical fast food but ethnic and fancy...
3. Bowling
4. Putt Putt Golf
5. Massage or Spa Massage
6. Live Poetry Night
7. Live Comedy Show
8.  Live Plays or Movie theater
9. The Gym (Running, Basketball, or Lifting)
10. Karoake with Friends
11. The Coffee or Tea Shop
12. The Car Show (with Friends)
13. Gaming ( Home or Dave N Buster's)
14. Window Shopping ( No buying) at the Mall & Food Court
15. Three Course Dinner with the Family ( Salad, Main, Dessert) or Pizza Movie Night.
16. African or Latin Dance (Join a troupe)
17. Skating & Ice Skating
18. Game Night (Cards- Spades, Poker, Uno/Boardgames- Monopoly, RISK, Scramble etc.)

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